Edit: May 3, 2017

The original content of this Showcase Spotlight has been removed as a courtesy to one of its co-authors. The lesson here, boys and girls, is to always live your life with the utmost integrity, honor, and decency, despite the drama that might seek to pull you down under its weight. So it goes. Amen. Hallelujah. Let us dance. Let us rejoice. Let us make merry with the future as it arrives in perfect splendor. Praise the Lord.